Show Wrap-Up - November 19, 2010

On the last show

Kide was in studio and he told us that he built an outhouse in his yard. Its great because the smell keeps away criminals. I like having Kide on the show as he makes me feel like the Fonz when he is around.

We had Finance Minister Colin Hansen on to talk about the claims that Gordon Campbell was a bully as a Premier. Hansen said that Campbell is a great man and wants him back. When asked about his black eye Hansen claimed he “fell down some stairs”

Tommy Carson came on and told us that he endorsed Barry the Hobbit for Victoria Council because of his fiscal responsibility platform, anti bridge stance and because he was a midget. I informed Tommy that his name was Barry Hobbis and not Barry the Hobbit, Tommy took back his endorsement because he wants to see more midgets, dwarfs and guys with the Gary Coleman disease in politics because little people make him laugh.

Council candidate Cameron Paign discussed his main campaign issue - smelly buses. He would eliminate bus stink by instituting a class system in which on Double Decker buses, the upper deck would be considered first class and cost more, but be stink free. Apparently public transportation stink was not an issue with the electorate as Paign only received 4 votes in Saturday's election.

Our last guest was an angry Mayor Dean who threatened that if the people did not vote Yes in Saturday's election to build a new bridge, he would personally destroy the old bridge by taking out the bolts and vandalizing it until "that piece of rusts falls into the ocean so I can get my Fortin Memorial Bridge"

Next show - November 26th - Mayor Dean gloats about winning the vote to borrow 50 million to build a new bridge.